Marine Corps "Crayon Eater" Bolt Action Pen Collection
Embrace the legendary Marine Corps humor with this premium collection of bolt-action pens that celebrates the beloved "crayon eater" trope with pride and craftsmanship. Each pen features authentic Crayola crayons suspended in crystal-clear acrylic resin, creating a striking visual display that's both functional and conversation-starting.
Collection Features:
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Semper Fi Red: Deep crimson crayon embedded in clear acrylic with brass bolt-action mechanism
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Oorah Blue: Classic Marine blue crayon with gunmetal gray hardware accents
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Jarhead Green: Forest green crayon complemented by bronze-finished components
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Devil Dog Yellow: Bright yellow crayon with polished chrome action and clip
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Leatherneck Purple: Royal purple crayon featuring matte black tactical finish
Each pen is meticulously crafted with a smooth bolt-action mechanism that mimics the familiar operation of a rifle bolt, complete with satisfying tactile feedback. The crayons are permanently sealed within high-grade acrylic that won't crack or yellow over time, while the precision-engineered pen mechanism accepts standard Parker-style refills.
Miniature Rifle Case Display: The collection comes housed in a custom foam-lined presentation case designed to resemble a military rifle transport case. The compact display features:
- Weathered OD green exterior with authentic military-style latches
- Precision-cut foam interior with individual pen slots
- Brass nameplate reading "USMC Writing Instruments - Semper Fidelis"
- Removable foam tray for easy access and transport
Perfect for Marines, military enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates quality writing instruments with personality. Each pen writes smoothly while serving as a tribute to Marine Corps tradition and the good-natured ribbing that bonds brothers and sisters in arms.
Semper Fi - Always Faithful to Fine Writing
